The pub portrait

1015_022Nikon is a friend of ours. He’s been a bit full of himself since he was described favourably as “the very best cameras ever made by Nikon, or anyone.” It’s given him a lot of confidence that – to be honest –  some people find annoying.

For example, while out for a drink with a friend one evening he spied this spivy-looking chap sitting on the other side of the pub. As bold as brass he gets up and marches over to the poor guy, who’s enjoying a drink with his girlfriend. He buts into the conversation and says “Alright!? Can I take yer picture, mate?”

“Um, yeah” the guy says. “If you like.”

“Click, whir. Click, whir. Click, whir,” says Nikon. “Can you just look over here for a minute?”

“Err, actually no. I think that’s enough now.”

“Oh. Right. Fair enough.”

Everyone likes to see a smart arse put back in their box, don’t they.

• Nikon FM3a with 35mm f/1.4 lens. Kodak Tri-X developed in D76

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